If your desk setup is looking a little... uninspired, it’s time to inject some scientific mischief, skeletal schematics, and pure canine chaos into your workspace. Enter The Bone Disorder Desk Mat—an ultra-sleek, X-ray-worthy desk mat that’s equal parts anatomical study, top-secret dossier, and aesthetic anarchy.
The Bone Disorder Desk Mat is not your average workspace accessory. It’s a blueprint of K-9 obsession, featuring detailed dog skeletons, cryptic hazard symbols, and classified canine data laid out like a lab experiment gone rogue. It’s the ultimate conversation piece—one part science and one part underground dossier.
🔬 X-ray Vision for Your Desk – Whether you're a dog anatomy nerd, a science geek, or just someone who appreciates a little dark humor with their desk decor, this mat is designed to make your workspace feel like a restricted research facility.
⚡ Performance Meets Chaos – This isn't just for aesthetics. The ultra-smooth surface ensures precision for your mouse, while the anti-slip rubber backing keeps everything locked in place. No more frustrating slips—just seamless movement and tactical efficiency.
This crazy mashup is essentially how my brain works.
I recycle everything. From using the bones and fur of one breed to create new ones…to searching through old client files and personal projects, I always see what I have before making anything from scratch.
This design is a mix of dog bones, science signage, logos, and other bits and pieces I’ve created over the years. Everything gets repurposed, rearranged, and fine-tuned into something fresh.
I also never sell anything I haven’t tested myself. Rest assured, my 18x36 mat has been sitting on my desk for months and passes all my desk accessory requirements—from comfort to durability to pure, undeniable cool factor.
If you:
… then congratulations, you’re in the right place.
The Bone Disorder Desk Mat is available now. It’s not a limited edition, but we don’t believe in keeping underperforming products on life support. If it doesn’t sell, it’ll be pulled from the lineup—so if you love it, now’s the time to grab one.
📡 Order yours before the project gets shut down.
