Policies & Returns
Physical products are made to order. Estimated production time is 3-5 business days and shipping time is 5-10 business days.
Desk mats ship rolled in a polybag.
We have a 30-day "satisfaction guaranteed" policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request an exchange or refund.
Please visit our "exchanges and refunds" page for more details.
For the Canine Connoisseur of Chaos
Your desk deserves more than basic decor—it deserves a classified document of dogged devotion. The Bone Disorder Desk Mat is a tactical mashup of canine anatomy, packed with skeletal schematics, hazard symbols, and cryptic warnings only the initiated will truly appreciate.
⚡ Built for battle – Ultra-smooth neoprene surface for frictionless mouse gliding, thick rubber base to keep it locked in place, and enough black-and-white chaos to make every Zoom call participant question your affiliations.
☠ Warning: May cause excessive curiosity – Expect friends, colleagues, and nosy visitors to ask, "What the hell am I looking at?" The correct answer: a classified K-9 project beyond their clearance level.
Desk mats are made to order. Estimated production time is 3-5 business days and shipping time is 5-10 business days.
PRODUCT MATERIAL:
Top - soft fabric neoprene
Bottom - non-skid natural rubber
⅛ inch thickness
CARE:
Spot clean with a damp cloth
