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Meet the Breeds -The making of the Form Factor Deck PART 1 - Spades

We’ve officially wrapped up Fidome’s first deck, Coat Check, and now it’s time to get into something meatier—literally. Welcome to Form Factor, where we'll start with the breeds that are built like tanks and the genetic quirks that make them absolute units.

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Just to Set Expectations

If you were hoping for a single "muscle gene" that acts like a light switch, flipping dogs from lean to Hulk mode… sorry to disappoint. Genetics just isn’t that simple. No one gene is out here handing out gym memberships and whey protein subscriptions.

That said, nearly a decade ago, a study identified a cluster of genes on the X chromosome that seemed to separate the swole from the soft.

The researchers, clearly as obsessed with gains as we are, affectionately dubbed these muscle-bound dogs “Bulky Breeds.” The threshold?

Over 41kg (90 lbs) of pure, unadulterated mass.

Meet the Homozygous Heavyweights

Homozygous simply means these true freaks of nature inherit the “jacked” gene variants from both parents:

  • Bullmastiff – Security guard energy. Won’t let you in OR out.
  • Dogue de Bordeaux – French, yet built like a tank. Wine and dine at your own risk.
  • English Mastiff – If sheer mass was a personality trait, this breed would be a celebrity.
  • Greater Swiss Mountain Dog – Swiss efficiency meets strongman physique.
  • Newfoundland – Water rescue? More like water-dominating.
  • Rottweiler – Muscle and menace in a sleek black-and-tan package.
  • Saint Bernard – A keg of brandy and a built-in snowplow? Peak survivalist.

These breeds hit the genetic lottery for bulk. The mutations in IRS4, ACSL4, and IGSF1 didn’t just knock politely on their DNA’s front door; they kicked it in and set up a full-scale powerlifting gym inside.

But Wait, There's More...

Now, there’s another group that dipped their toes into the swole gene pool, but maybe not all the way. These mixed-bag mutants can be either homozygous (both copies of the jacked gene) or heterozygous (just one copy):

  • Bernese Mountain Dog – Half fluffy, half formidable.
  • Black Russian Terrier – 100% KGB vibes.
  • Presa Canario – Built like a bodyguard, with the temperament to match.
  • Kuvasz – Majestic and muscular, because why settle for one?
  • Leonberger – A lion in name, a beast in bulk.

And then… the unexpected rejects—the breeds you’d think would be on the list, but somehow didn’t make the cut. That’s right, some of the most famously muscular dogs—like the Cane Corso, Great Pyrenees, Tibetan Mastiff, and Tosa Inu—got benched. No VIP access to the Bulky Breeds Club for them...At least not with this particular set of genes.

And if That Wasn’t Weird Enough...

The smaller musclebound breeds—like the English Bulldog, American Staffordshire Terrier, and American Pit Bull Terrier—also didn’t get their official Jacked membership cards. Science says they’re muscular for other reasons, and we’ll get into that another day. But for now, let’s just say genetics is messy, muscles are complicated, and even the most shredded-looking dog might not have the DNA receipts to back it up.

Stay tuned for more Form Factor breakdowns because we’re only getting started.

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REFERENCES FOR 'FORM FACTOR'

Because, even as an academic escapee, my inner science geek lives on.

GENES: IRS4, ACSL4 & IGSF1

Plassais et al., 2017

GENE: Insulin-like Growth Factor 1 (IGF1)

Plassais et al., 2022
Rimbault et al., 2013

GENES: BMP3 & SMOC2

Marchant et al., 2017
Schoenebeck et al., 2012

GENE: Fibroblast Growth Factor 4 (FGF4)

Bannasch et al., 2022
Batcher et al., 2020
Brown et al., 2017
Parker et al., 2009
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